“Breasts and bosoms have I known, of various shapes and sizes / From poignant disillusionments to jubilant surprises…”
An informal survey reveals that 60% of Monkey’s Paw customers look suspiciously like amateur cheesemakers.
“A visitor from Mercury walked up to the clerk in a bookstore and demanded, in a clear and ringing voice, ‘Take me to Lolita.'”