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Best subtitle wins a tureen of cauliflower bisque.
But we’re still looking for a typeface called “Monkey’s Paw.”
“Breasts and bosoms have I known, of various shapes and sizes / From poignant disillusionments to jubilant surprises…”
An informal survey reveals that 60% of Monkey’s Paw customers look suspiciously like amateur cheesemakers.
By 1977, the most desperate conflict of our time was already taking shape.
“A visitor from Mercury walked up to the clerk in a bookstore and demanded, in a clear and ringing voice, ‘Take me to Lolita.'”
On the 2015 edition, they’d BOTH have elegant mustaches.
How do you say “stiff upper lip” in German?